The Epoch EP
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This is an EP created by Johnny Thirdboy & Uncle Juju from Purple Monkey Sircus. Its produced by Dj Endo from Underground United & engineered by Joe Manfredi from Thumb Nuggets.
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released 03 March 2011
Johnathon Timmons, Julien Seals, Elliot Nash, Joe Manfredi
Johnathon Timmons, Julien Seals, Elliot Nash, Joe Manfredi
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- Track Name: The Epoch EP- The Taste of Success
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Ecstasy-
Johnny:
It’s been a long time since ive last seen ya,
& my how you've changed, its impressive seeing,
don’t want to ever leave ya, ya keep my organ beating,
that’s why im never sleeping, going hard going hard safely breathing on that purple stuff,
still the third im throwing up,
everybody notice us, future five we kick it tough, when they free them goons we'll screams doom to the world,
The anticipation is greater than the hating, its not even in their language anymore,
Yes you can call me third boy, til im thirty when im flirting im johnny kristian,
i rarely give a fuck about bitches, cuz their not about business, so they stay in the distance,
i want my money & for my time expect interest, of course i love ya, im talking to the heights,
im so uptown, been that way my whole life, from the shore to the hill with pegs on a mountain bike,
Now spittin flame to a mic, growing dreads to hold a crown within your eyes,
I never lied, im going to get it so i strive, i love to shine in the light & most dont put up a fight,
so i dedicate this to the people that missed me i haven’t seen you in a minute, damn i musta been trippin',
because..
second verse:
They're saying im dangerous,
Maybe the angels can fix my mind with angel dust,
They can’t explain to us,
What god decided to give me,
But hopefully by 50 im tough & im filthy rich,
Wealthy as i take a sip, the taste of her lips blend in with the drips,
i walk until i slip,
Get up dont mention it,
Yea thats my song, & thats my bong & thats my bitch,
Take a hit & move along, dont ever quit,
Keep ya feet moving til i hit the turf,
Service is all most is worth,
Working til im in the dirt,
dont cry when you approach the church,
Ill probably see you first,
i wonder who will drive the hearst,
They always say they love me,
im realizing that they love my verses,
First they hated me,
Now they're trying to explain to me,
With all their fuck ups,
All they needed was some straighting,
im breaking the barriers of the dynasty,
eatting the beat triffalant,
In the ending all i need are some diamond rings,
Just to hold,
Never to expose to the beings of this planet,
& knowing this song will leave you damaged,
if you cant handle it, itll take advantage of ya ears,
im not speaking spanish,
Hopefully ill never vanish in the distance youll catch me shittin',
Make sure to listen closely,
Please give to me devotion,
Ill be stroking your brain with my love potion youll never notice..
ecstacy:
it's somethin like the wantin feelin you be gettin when you in it
it, may diminish, but'll never be finished
just replenish. pop one, pop two, you feelin bolder?
pop three, pop four, i think we runnin out of soda!
tryna fuck some hoes, or get some head tonight
so high, don't fuck with me if you scared of heights
can't see a redder light, stop! now keep it movin nigga
class, so we schoolin niggas, though i was a truant nigga
true to niggas, and bitches from the same set
my niggas speedin slowly, i aint swerved up out my lane yet
wide. and if you ask a nigga why i'm so high all the time
i told em it's how i survive, but i lied
i just like bud with my x, the mufuggin best
then get sexed, and get dressed, and hit the mufuggin set
in the heights, bitch. right, bitch. if i lied, ima white bitch
so hit the light like you boxin with the light switch
do this all night, miss. and hit, like aim
i'm on, i feel like this mic aint
nigga this my gain, the hometown that get you higher
cleverlanders never landin, nigga bowin like a choir singin
yeah. uh huh
unleashed! i'm doggin shit! pass me the beat, i'm hoggin shit
pass me the tree, i'm loggin shit. pass me the heat i'm bloggin it
i'm far from rich, but awesome shit. niggas think i lost my head
bithces wink, i toss some bread, literally. (fuck i'm supposed to do with this?)
ok i really think you niggas don't know shit bout nothin
and i don't know shit bout frontin, but i'm still in the front, shit
cause i'm the type of nigga still rappin with the blunt lit
and i aint take one hit, but niggas be on fuck shit
so fuck it, i hit the blunt, it's just weed nigga
got me knockin on the high, like "it's just me nigga
let me in, i come here often, don't act like ima stranger"
hit the spot, and i chill, and act like ima fuckin hanger
don't hold back, i'm no retainer, ima artist, not a painter
i mean, no joke about it, i'm that nigga. kramer
so when it comes down to that paper, nigga ima cheese grater/greater
tell them lames "i'll see ya later", thank the haters for the favor
make sure i savor the moment, make sure the flavor keep goin
make sure i kill every verse, and the layers is potent
make sure the neighbors is knowin, they deserve, i know i'm beamin
fuckin elevate and seperate, they fiendin and they screamin
they fuckin screamin!! - Track Name: The Epoch EP- Black & Black
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Black & Black:
Uncle Juju:
i smiled at my wife-to-be, as she stared with tears in her eyes
i could no longer see fear in her eyes
she is rarely surprised, but i got her with this rock
now chances of me not committing is a thing of the past
and my team told me that they've gota scheme for some cash
"yeah i know that we would be stacked, but dawg i gotta pass
i gotta wife now, a life now, and the knicks said they scoutin me
imagine the happy ass successful nigga ima be
so no drama, b." they clowned me, said i was a lame
but i know that they was playin, cause i'm the best on the team
took a breath and a bean and just cruised to the house
sittin glued on the couch cause my boo had gone out
salty. cause i wanted to talk about the game
i scored a season high of 69 and she aint hear today?
fuck is wrong with this hoe? as i popped another bean
and took a few shots, and popped another bean
i could've partied with the team, or at least hit the scheme
then i popped another bean, then called my nigga steve
and he took me to a rave and rolled me up a blunt
and told me chief it in the back and meet him in the front
i did. and by the time i reach the front, i was hella wasted
thought about callin a ride, but realized it's a
celebration
posters of me on the wall, ima celebrity
and literally, every girl in the spot wantin to get with me
what can i say? i had fun, snatched me up a bad one
and right after her last cum, she told me we on camera
ustream, i lashed out, i told her cut that shit off
and i grabbed her by the hair and i almost pulled that shit out
flipped out. i threw her ass kinda towards the bed
but she kinda turned a little, and she kinda hit her head
she definitely bled. dead. stainin wood floor.
and i heard "party's over!" and some knocking on the door
Johnny:
stupid kids, the little fuckers,
gone ahead & create all that ruckus,
ill show them something they're not wanting,
time to call in the boys
Does it need to be stated sergeant?
i mean come on lets be honest,
i was just sitting lounging,
when i heard screaming from next door,
tell them to end the party & get rid of them whores,
that is all, nothing more, i just wanna make sure,
i dont want to have to call & make a complaint in the morning,
thats something you wont look forward to..
Uncle Juju:
some bastard called the cops, so now, what am i to do?
rummagin threw the drawers, i found a gun and a brew
downed that, they kicked the do', i let off three shots
then i had to hit the window cause i killed a fuckin cop
two stories, boom! i hit the ground in full daze
as i saw a bitter neighbor shake his head and close his shades
i aint movin, guess i'm goin to jail, but then i still feel bullets, guess i'm goin to hell
Johnny:
See me, im not the nice guy, still everybody loves me,
my futures looking fuzzy, im just hoping that my message is clear,
you have a better idea, i wouldnt choose any way around it,
everything turns with the laundry but the waters not from the fountain of youth,
i walk everyday as it was my last, my pride carries in this grocery bag,
& my moneys in my hat, at my home they called me majesty,
an honor it was to visit, & what i held inside it youre not allowed to mention,
or youll be placed on detention of the west wing of that division,
You find out what youre not suppose to then your fishin',
Im satisfied with all ive tried, i gave biblical thoughts,
surpassed the line from the full to the starved,
It wasnt created i carved, They said i broke all the laws,
it cut deep how they didnt see my scars,
my wife she took all the cars, my kids had then changed their last names,
& now theyre tellin me im going insane,
when im a fossil used to show what once lived,
i hope they tell them how i did it big, speaking a different language,
they'll speak of all i did for them, now living in a different world,
buster Douglas he was rugged but he prevailed,
fight was over before they reached the scale,
ring the bell & with a surprise he didnt rise,
i guess it wasnt the kings night,
the federation of people that choose to deliver the truth,
cant be shut up like a woman thats loose,
Material management is what theyre focused on handling,
a brief case for money, not sandwiches,
attempt to ride on my sleigh as if im Santa Claus,
i know im better off freezing on these streets, atleast im lost,
when i die ill call a couple broads, pop off a couple bras,
reach my climax & just fall - Track Name: The Epoch EP- Infatuated 'til Relations
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Infatuated ‘til Relations:
Uncle Juju:
now a promise prolly only thing that i could keep fixed
but that's besides my prefix, they call me even stephen
peep it, everything i do, i'm efficient
but people say i'm straight-edge and don't know what i'm missin
i don't get it, you won't either, cause that's beside my point
but DNA models only thing twisted in my joint
that's my bedroom, swear soon, i'm bout to get my own
but right now, my twin and me have to share the throne
see his name is effin stephen, but enough about him
man he always shows me up, and all the girls surround him
in seventh grade, he started.. well, you know
but now eighth is bout to end and i'm still.. you know
i like to think that i am saving myself for that perfect women
that women's in my gym class, her name is sarah fulton
now before i start to bore you, just kinda wanna warn you
my views are only my views, i'm not like other mortals
i know that me and sarah's perfect, so lack of communication's worth it
plus i don't wanna blow it soundin like a know-it-
all while i prepare for our lives in the future
but our times growin fewer, and these dimes gettin cuter
now i aint sayin that i'd do her like i did her, but i did
a weekend with her friend broke my prefix in the end
and i don't give a fuck, nomo. now i see the light
and you can tell my effin ways has clouded my even life, yeah.
Johnny:
At this point im not thinking about kisses, so why do i love how her lips look?,
Entertaining how a hug gives the illusion of falling love,
The high school Conner Mead taking pictures of things,
Knowing she's the one for me although she seems to trust him,
No expectations its suicide to try, how i wish it would rain ill thank the spring time for the skies to wash my eyes,
Until i realize shes not any different from the other women,
Who would dare take away that feeling?,
Kindergarten crush ended for the children, as i was once a child,
Like this was once a smile, you use to giggle about Barbie dolls,
Oh how file it is to see what you’ve become, knowing i never won,
Knowing i didn’t win instead sub come to sin, i lay with you,
Looked you in your eyes to see the truth & received exactly what i asked,
No fairy tale nor mother goose, imagining doing things for you,
You know that shit that lover’s do, im just being a fool,
Cause it only gets worse when she leaves for school,
i love her P.M.W. so why are things so complicated,
A virgin superman is now a monster you’ve created,
Slow dance of parents, gods & goddesses was taking as a minor thing,
The changes as i leave this room is frightening,
Not even thinking about kisses, so why do i love how her lips look?
It’s funny how much a hug can make you fall in love. - Track Name: The Epoch EP- Hawk 'Em
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Hawk 'Em:
Uncle Juju:
hi, i'm the dope rapper givin you your fix
i'm just a cool young kid, from the 216
so nigga, who want this? i'm like food on lips
with each bar weighing up to a few ton bricks
i take a poop on shit, then take a piss on that
then bring the kids on back, that's how i get on tracks
you lovin this whole rap, cause if not, you just a faggot
grab a rabbit out the plastic, call it dope boy magic
hoes goin madness, clothes losin fasion
flo's goin labrick, niggas google that shit
finna do this rap lick, so root for me
but truthfully, these haters like the roots for me
i'm beautifully, talented. brutally, damagin.
cool to see these manikins called rapper men while passin em
who can beat uncle ju? none of you, i love it dude
so fuck it, pass the blunt or two, be happy that i fuck with you
Chrous:
Youre Paying an investment see im better than the best man, its my time to check in, im dope, the competition dont float they choke, & i just take them as a joke, too dope, you nope, lose hope, ill see you at the finishline, on my arm theres two dimes, i laugh at the millennial reign of the polaroid flash, look back bitch im coming for your ass, Hows last place?
Johnny:
Im laughing at you because youre stupid, clueless,
you fill in the variables,
dick demons give venereals,
im nothing like the stereotype,
she want to pipe, i wanna see her business plan,
today's she's trying to be my wife,
yesterday she was just a fan,
theres nothing in my hand & even pockets consist of vacancies,
while she's focused on breaking me,
im breaking her trust,
trust fund this not a rerun but a punch to the gut,
she's not a whore neither slut,
a chicken head watch her cluck,
dont give a misplaced word, though absurd im shitting like two turds in the toilet,
ill flush it in the morning when im done,
im chewing gum because it compliments my pretty,
trying to be the king of the city, til i bounce like what the fuck,
i said im never giving up, it seems like the ever worst place for me is history,
sitting patient, maybe get a glimpse of me, finish me eventually,
Peacefully bring an end to me, if i can have it my way ill live until infinity plus! - Track Name: The Epoch EP- Welcome To Club Fortress
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Welcome To Club Fortress:
Johnny:
Bitch please get you a tissue if you’re going to press the issue,
i see you as a criminal, my money’s not a mineral thing,
two strokes she'll want a new winter coat, back shots & shell probably lose focus,
i was hoping that you noticed me but that was back then when i was handling baggage’s of groceries,
still everyone was approaching, briana grab the lotion,
here's a toast to the ones i gave flowers to, & to the ones i barely knew,
oh fasho lose ya clothes, expose as if the next one wont, you had a few powdered donuts & baby my how youre showing,
use to be glowing, was a token & i appreciated the gift, i knew that one day ill feel your lips,
just dont bite the tip, make sure you lick up every drip, you’re not receiving shit,
its amazing & crazy how i remember vaguely, i treated you like stacy, stacy dash but ya not as near a badder bitch,
for me to imagine it was extravagant, i need to higher my standards annually, heights hoe a tragedy,
vaginal description was damaging, cavalier jump off, use to kick it with remy & that other chick,
them hoes aint doing shit, im learning different languages, ill be laughing at their lame as kids,
damn what a shame that is, bitch please!
Orale, if you pray ill make it rain & save the day,
not hoping that your loving me cause i dont play that game,
no tease that have two teens on the way can explain telling me nay, cause i will stray away,
still in your familae, Touché, Oir vee, you want to say a sentence?
she expect the diamond rings she want to sparkle & glitter,
you think im salty cause you got on your knees for my nigga, i bet you ask she'll deliver,
say she won’t, bitch please!
Uncle Juju:
bitch please, i got a thousand of you
plus you and you girl, that's a thousand and two
so quit the hollin and stu-pidity model yo mood, shittily
promise to do, differently, vibrant and cute
i got an island for two, you betta act like you knew
or like you parkin in the red, you'll get a sign and a boot
you're an unpopular coupe, it's more than two that can tango
i'm higher than payroll, eyes redder than kano's
no ayo, you on my dick like the mango
you agreein with every line like the yes that aint no/know
breast and peso's is all you can offer
but i'm ballin baby girl, and i gotta lotta hoes
so i'm sure, you can see, where i'm comin from now
how i don't really need you, betta use your tongue now!
betta lose a lung now! from all the trees you bout to cop me
i'm the shit without the take, honey you can't live without me
thing about me, only thing i need is not without me
think about it, when you doubt me, why i'm still smilin
yo, while i'm still wild'n while the women wildly
watchin while i wave the wand wrappin wayfarers, wala!
i'm drunk, i'm seein double you(W) fuck, i think i loveded you
sike! i think i wanted you, for the night, then show you what it do
then where the do', "get out hoe, i'm done with you"
aint that how we met? we was drunk but aint forget, quit playin..
now you sayin that ima miss you, girl i almost fuckin missed you
was a bad one behind ya, i passed her to my driver
could've passed you to my driver, 'stead we fucked for bout a month
now it's attention that you want, i understand..
too bad i don't condone, you aint gotta go home
but you gotta get the fuck up outta mines
i know we fucked a lot of times, but i den fucked a lot of dimes
it's bout that time, nah mean? you thought that you was a prime piece?
bitch please - Track Name: The Epoch EP- Word To My Steez
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Johnny:
Ima do it like this,
your assistance is needed for the weekend,
me & you, breakfast at tiffany’s, what ya eating?
keep it our secret, karmas got it bad for you for some reason,
trying to nibble she must be teething,
its only right for me to tease her,
she's a sore throat waiting to happen,
a sucka like a vacuum,
Can’t see that she will only get a napkin,
too loose to fascin,
dont take a stab at a dagger with poisonous tips because youll only get laughter,
shonuff im the master, decisions im running after,
the top spot when i grab ya ima sit on the saddle,
gooned up waiting for battle, truth is family matters so like a magnet we'll attach to climb up like a ladder,
dont run dont scatter, or it may be a long day, better use ya faith as i design the ultimate,
takeover, lil homie the breaks over, Gerber says im shitting, in your water its my main source
Deliver me to success, they will call me a veteran, i living statistic if youre willing to see, he lives & he breathes, im telling you he walks across this earth, ill do this with no shirt, im killing em, you only leave em hurt, these bars are how you win it..
Uncle Juju:
my niggas be tag teamin in
fast speedin shit, loud stinkin shit
mad pretty bitch, i'm on my cleveland shit
i know you see it bitch, and i don't see y'all
see y'all aint shit to the shit, not even shit
so when i shit on yall niggas, man, don't even trip
yo, no vegan gets mufuckin green i get
cause no scene go as hard the fuckin scene i'm in
yo, we not in for the money, just the minds
cause it's mind over matter nigga, money over chatter
but matter's over money, nigga chatter over funny niggas
fuck yo thoughts, ideas, opinions on the subject, nigga!
ima do it like i'm supposed to, told you, i'd be the fuckin best
they said i aint the best yet? nigga i'm the best yet
the rest wet, behind the ears. these faggot niggas hiding tears
they think they raw by riding leers, but jets don't teach you how to rap
all you niggas kinda wack, you throwed then where yo linemen at?
out yo noodle, where the ramen/rhymin at? you thought i wasn't timing that?
i'm so ahead of y'all, it's like i'm plannin y'all careers
so if you ever need advice, don't be scared to come here
just one beer, and i'm on yo bitch like them drawers you bought her
she can finally take them off cause you ceased to be her stalker
ima do her like i'll never see her again, that's the end of that
now where my dinner at? then i kick her out yo pad
she tell you she on the pad the same day. shaking my head
fuck yo bestfriend, making my bread
it's funny how i could convince the hoe to do that
even funnier watchin you tryna get yo boo back - Track Name: The Epoch EP- Potentially A Raw Name
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Potentially A Raw Name:
Johnny:
In the clouds like zeus, my flows sweet like juice,
im full of flavor like moose tracks,
i expect you to choose the booth that i get loose in,
everybody’s like whos that,
on his feet stands a beast that expects you to cheat,
this is a game i know you will lose at,
who's that?, a third god,
them fuckers you heard bout,
they clucking but word of mouth got em buzzin so take a bow,
tell them nuggets to throw in the towel,
or get ate & become a pile of feces that ill squeeze between both ass cheeks,
chyea, how fascinating, i cant explain it,
dangerous like paintings, with blood of thugs, they were going to much,
causing too much fuss, i repay them with justice,
guess we're the misfits, rubbing ya womans titties,
not laughing cause ya 50, im laughing cause ya shitty ish.
Uncle Juju:
cloud hopping in the sky i think i just passed nine
which means i'm changing to a dime
oh yes i'm feeling very fine, obviously not a mime
getting ours/hours in a second, think we ticked off father time
and mine is a mind with no concern whatsoever
doin so well, change my name to uncle's better
better! and yo place is looking last g!
juju's moving fastly, and you homies have glass feet!
word?? now that's what i call breaking down
but watch me how i break it down, get your notes and take this down
you ready? ok. you gotta be yourself
and that's the only secret standing between posers and belt
but if you noticed ima melt, any competitin, bet i'll slip?
not even once, like the montana meth project
the joint's about to shoot, i hit it like a bad foul
blowin out a fat cloud, i'm gone like this rap style
yeahhhhhh - Track Name: The Epoch EP- Finally The Mic Wreckers
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Finally The Mic Wreckers:
I Swang So Hard, That My Doors Fallin Off The Cars,
I Swang So Hard, That My Doors Fallin Off The Cars,
But I gotta Keep Swangin, I Gotta Keep Swangin,
I Gotta Keep Swangin, I Gotta Keep Swangin!
Uncle Juju:
ok i'm swangin like a fool, paint like a ghoul
all i got was (AYYEEEE'S) when i popped trunk on my school
nigga what it do, it's the uncle ju
the hood said you virgin cause nobody fucks with you
ima mutha fuckin menace like dennis or tre
slab keep drippin like he finna be late
screens keep fallin like a cripled who drank
rims so big that not neighborhood safe
i got the chevy same color as my thoughts when i'm high
lamborgini coud that i bought in the sky
i gotta coupe you gotta climb in, truck you gotta dive in
weed colored rolls royce, you gotta put five in
my tires was made by niggas in comas
my mufflers secretes therapeutic aromas
screens watchin yoga doin donuts on desota
puffin on that dro bruh, got me leanin like his shoulda
I Swang So Hard, That My Doors Fallin Off The Cars,
I Swang So Hard, That My Doors Fallin Off The Cars,
But I gotta Keep Swangin, I Gotta Keep Swangin,
I Gotta Keep Swangin, I Gotta Keep Swangin!
Johnny:
Watch my screens lifting, paints steady drippin,
i think the color scheme is a new one to existence,
diamond incrusted rims got ya dizzy,
a whole new world driving disneyland,
baby use the fan, the ac is underrated,
these j's dont touch the pavement,
suit tailored to fit, if you ride where the speakers gone sit?,
habba da habba da damn,
my swags up evidently,
ugg boots with the levis with the north face match the Bentley,
ps3 portable, this girls right here’s my water hoe,
watch her give me water whenever i want to cap some mo,
Pillsbury dough boy can tell you how sweet it is,
youre gonna hate my kids cause theyll never see a television,
motion in blue ray, not for movies but what they use to play video games,
take a flick watch me swang,
doors fallin off the cars, like this money aint a thang!
I Swang So Hard, That My Doors Fallin Off The Cars,
I Swang So Hard, That My Doors Fallin Off The Cars,
But I gotta Keep Swangin, I Gotta Keep Swangin,
I Gotta Keep Swangin, I Gotta Keep Swangin!
